The Coup of Free Land of Rebellium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dread Pirate Roberts with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.218 billion Rebelliumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Agora. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Barters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,748 Barters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, belief that Dread Pirate Roberts is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Free Land of Rebellium. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the 🐙🐙🐙, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Gods No Masters.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 191,152^nd in the world and 1,457^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 832.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.