The Mutiny of Free Land of Rebellium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Gaia the Goddess with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.135 billion Rebelliumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Synesthesium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth 446 trillion Hemps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 142,370 Hemps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 617,144 per year while the poor average 20,855, a ratio of 29.6 to 1.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the Turritopsis Dohrnii Jellyfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ANTISTATE.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 131,258^th in the world and 1,424^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 525.99 on the Hickory Productivity Index.