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Work for your family, and for everyone General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Most Secular: 32ndMost Influential: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 340th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population11.521 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
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Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.521 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 3,369 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 292,480 party-approved credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 94,302nd in the world and 1,058th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,896.35 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 32ndMost Influential: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 340thLargest Agricultural Sector: 458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 618thLargest Governments: 752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 807thMost Corrupt Governments: 836thSmartest Citizens: 840thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thMost Armed: 1,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,232ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,660thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,121stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,730thMost Cultured: 3,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,309thHighest Economic Output: 3,454thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,500thMost Authoritarian: 4,130thHealthiest Citizens: 4,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,658thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,982ndMost Stationary: 6,866thBest Weather: 7,159thMost Conservative: 9,259thTop
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Most Developed: 12,229thMost Extreme: 14,031stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,874th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Conservative: 72nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 155th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 188th in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, bilingual Collective Workers are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter.

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