|Leader||General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov|
|Animal||Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear|
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.591 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,559 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,600 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
- : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Federal Republic of Vayshnoriya Islands.
- : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vayshnoriya Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
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