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Work for your family, and for everyone General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Most Secular: 31stMost Influential: 106thMost Patriotic: 208th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population15.591 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
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Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.591 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,559 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 356,600 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 1,994th in the world and 46th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,944.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Secular: 31stMost Influential: 106thMost Patriotic: 208thLowest Crime Rates: 245thLargest Agricultural Sector: 359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 423rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 444thMost Corrupt Governments: 493rdLargest Governments: 547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 580thSmartest Citizens: 634thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,013thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,297thHighest Average Incomes: 1,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,994thHighest Economic Output: 2,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,317thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,406thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,910thLargest Black Market: 3,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,760thMost Efficient Economies: 4,882ndBest Weather: 5,713thMost Stationary: 5,746thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,272ndMost Authoritarian: 6,705thMost Cultured: 7,754thMost Developed: 13,396thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13,943rdLargest Populations: 18,644thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,802ndMost Conservative: 22,562nd
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Extreme: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Conservative: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 169th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Kyrizstanislav voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
  • : Kyrizstanislav endorsed The Federal Republic of Vayshnoriya Islands.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vayshnoriya Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.

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