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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 808thMost Influential: 3,367thLargest Retail Industry: 7,941st
The August Bastion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population764 million

LeaderJaeger Sylva

AnimalEarth Pony

The August Bastion of Jaegerpondonia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Jaeger Sylva with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 764 million Jaegerpondonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaegerpondonian economy, worth 100 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,292 bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, feeling like a winner comes at a price, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Jaegerpondonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jaegerpondonia's national animal is the Earth Pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jaegerpondonia is ranked 155,576th in the world and 936th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 808thTop
Most Influential: 3,367thLargest Retail Industry: 7,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,688thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,812thRudest Citizens: 11,538thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,854thMost Cultured: 14,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,025thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,706thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,977thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,784thHighest Average Incomes: 21,239thMost Developed: 21,476thMost Patriotic: 22,305thSmartest Citizens: 23,210th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Most Average: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jaegerpondonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Jaegerpondonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Jaegerpondonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Jaegerpondonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaegerpondonia, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
  • : Jaegerpondonia changed its national leader to "Jaeger Sylva".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Faradova, Free Land of Rebellium, The Awesome Blue Order, Blogotopia, Taraky, Greater Theowherveld, Iontan, Solsevara, Macrasetia, Hashari Darussalam, Rotzka, Mikasuke, Markanite, Xanthorrhoea, Tzo, Dustwind, The Republic of Western Sol, Evertopia, Medetas, Saint Nations, Creeptopia, Fractethyst, Generic Country Name That Is Available, The Galactic American Imperium, Haivon, Liberdon, Reich do Brasil, Reformed Imperis, Pogthebravelandia, DetroitSmash, Chip Skylark, Caribbia, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Herfenzir, Grimmywelsh, Palman, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Lower Phlebacite, Boroii, Katitania, Anollasia, Immortal Anfield, Frasal, Dieguashon, Zeganas, Republic of Libriano, Allofthenamesaretaken, Prairiesora, Luzfria, Frothensia, and 155 others.Phello, Rauensteinland, Kyrizstanislav, Seranis, The Unidet Of Life, Gewisse, Gal Cradia, Vivolkha, Federal republic of wakanda, Old Atlantica, Ursabeknikov, Cathamye, Randomain, Slaytania, Zachais, Treeford, Namakan, Ear Exploder 9000, New Dracora, Karandanak, Counties of Cracow, Western New Yakern, Coldian, Tausend Seen, Selu-Ahare, Killettland, Better Indonesia, Anime Lovely, Mastodonia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Kaltovar, Nanase Army, Wysrod, Samonaemia, The Snake Brotherhood, Rog Mily, Seantonia, Jabres, Attoree, Houbur, Franconia and Bavaria, City of Saint Nicolas, Bavhia, The African Emirates, Second Peenadian, United Atle Lamton, Telseria, United federation of kurdistan, Internatistan, Puffandria, Panbenzekar, Malayn, Peepostani, The United Regions of Ekriba, United Oria, Natarkan, Austral Imperium, Alski, Kam-Chatka, New Frysland, Vicim, El Barris, Aquachromia, Holma, SCAPT, Sumuni, Archipel Kerguelen, Feopedbera, TaeKook, The Divine Elephant, Kungur, Danyl, Volsordia, Clan Lynx Remnants, Membatak, Germanitaloslav, Sebbu2, Farno, Maracanau, Neu Trino, Nuremburgia, Sawhirius, AliEN A, Ironica Butterfly, Milanisca, Krystalveil, Thied Isles, Testa, Inhwan, Donnee, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Ishkabibber, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, United Wese Godallistedern, Dishind, Yarkutsk, Maalemzya, Derrian Islands, Airday, Grungerock, Roncudo, Germanic and Jewish people, Caxias do Norte, Kierekiko, Strigberg, Ilfarasia, Sanron, VuVuVaz, Vragar, Arnefol, Venmere, Novegia, Dolorado, QuazaFire, Malevos, Asukana WA, Greater Etherial, The Solus, Cabrito, Asardia, Feinlin, Seriania, Nadatura, Raskana, Dancing Monke, Polterland, YesIdowantcalamarithanks, Northern African Sahara, Free Tuks, Striagro Uspil, Lisokyo, Notshit, Frabe, Entente da madeira, Mucaglana, Buncan, Aurum Port, Clialaad, Violent Trees, United Kolance, Syedians, Pickens Nation, Selinoz, Dieselia, Unity 45, Almatum, Durius, Verbool, Aidang, Deolux, Bondgalm, Navarimill, The Rhythm Nation, Kaprein, and Zenbiya.