The Guy thinks about Nation of Second Peenadian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.151 billion Peenadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derit City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Peenadian economy, worth 173 trillion Clippers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,501 Clippers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and only the wealthy vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Peenadian's national animal is the Peenadian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Second Peenadian is ranked 251,961^st in the world and 1,506^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.