The Federation of Gewisse is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.693 billion West Saxons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Exeter. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gewissean economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,978 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gewisse's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gewisse is ranked 28,831^st in the world and 93^rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.