The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.701 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,849 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,827 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from Pavaro dominate international lumberjack competitions, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, journalists listen to the money talk, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 308,410^th in the world and 367^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.