The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.024 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 86.9 trillion Savoys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 84,826 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Kanycta are too busy serving the needs of 10000 Islands to see Kanyctans, prank shows are so hot right now, Cải Bắp's Twitcher account is typically used to share Brassica Oleracea memes rather than government policy, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 23,924^th in the world and 386^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.44 bananas ingested per day.