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Most Influential: 552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 732ndSafest: 916th
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Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mastodonia

Population8.352 billion

CapitalThe City
LeaderShepard Blaine
FaithProject Pope

CurrencyPostagestamp
Animalmastodon

The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.352 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Postagestamps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,073 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 75,719th in the world and 476th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Influential: 552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 732ndSafest: 916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 965thBest Weather: 994thMost Pacifist: 1,012thNicest Citizens: 1,088thLowest Crime Rates: 1,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,240thMost Developed: 1,241stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,298thMost Inclusive: 1,338thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,431stHealthiest Citizens: 1,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,681stLargest Governments: 1,694thSmartest Citizens: 1,758thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,970thHighest Food Quality: 2,228thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,030thMost Efficient Economies: 3,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,043rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,876thHighest Average Incomes: 6,829thMost Secular: 7,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,704thHighest Economic Output: 11,418thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,950thMost Stationary: 15,839thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,540th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Secular: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodonia endorsed The Republic of Pickens Nation.
  • : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Republic of Pickens Nation.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.

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