The Kingdom of Geolapo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Simon with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, devout population of 3.802 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geolapo City. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth 375 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,874 Polas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina, builders across Geolapo are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geolapo's national animal is the Green Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 12,297^th in the world and 213^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,737.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.