The Community of Kierekiko is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Chief Piparekiraso with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.275 billion Kierekikoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sikiero. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kierekikoan economy, worth 351 trillion chirps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,677 chirps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kierekiko's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kierekiko is ranked 17,981^st in the world and 302^nd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 10.95 bananas ingested per day.