The Gallifreyan Colony of Danyl is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 24.386 billion Gallifreyans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Citadel. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifreyan economy, worth a remarkable 5,387 trillion Pandaks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,910 Pandaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and the government violently suppresses separatist movements. Crime is totally unknown. Danyl's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danyl is ranked 1,846^th in the world and 43^rd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 188.28 quips per hour.