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Most Influential: 746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,609th
The Carefully Watched Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
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Population4.429 billion

LeaderGreat Overlord Kat


The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Overlord Kat with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.429 billion Katitanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katitanian economy, worth 662 trillion Slashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,470 Slashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The "give and take" of international diplomacy often happens at gunpoint, most foreigners can't name the leader of Katitania, Katitanian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katitania's national animal is the Porcupine and its national religion is Katism.

Katitania is ranked 26,093rd in the world and 415th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,009.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 746thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,047thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,075thMost Devout: 2,587thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,818thLargest Black Market: 4,243rdMost Primitive: 4,551stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,555thMost Patriotic: 5,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,382ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,276thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,365thLargest Governments: 15,206thHighest Average Incomes: 15,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,457thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,423rdMost Authoritarian: 16,920thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,093rdMost Conservative: 27,302nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 34th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Conservative: 122nd in the region

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