The Great States of Generic Country Name That Is Available is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josh with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.294 billion Genericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragonvale. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Generican economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion bees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,972 bees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Dragonvale" t-shirts, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Country Name That Is Available's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Simulationism.

Generic Country Name That Is Available is ranked 26,981^st in the world and 349^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,978.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.