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Most Influential: 78thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,978th
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Population19.849 billion

CapitalPyramid County
LeaderKing Dev
FaithThe Covenant of Holy Notch

AnimalCreeper Cow

The Streisand Effect of Creeptopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Dev with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.849 billion Creeptopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyramid County. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Creeptopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Creebucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,176 Creebucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime is totally unknown. Creeptopia's national animal is the Creeper Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Covenant of Holy Notch.

Creeptopia is ranked 38,840th in the world and 192nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 101 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Influential: 78thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,978thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,987thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,158thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,770thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,282ndMost Devout: 3,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,412thHighest Economic Output: 4,000thMost Efficient Economies: 4,479thMost Stationary: 5,060thRudest Citizens: 5,405thNicest Citizens: 5,488thLargest Retail Industry: 5,569thBest Weather: 5,613thHighest Food Quality: 5,754thMost Cultured: 6,366thMost Inclusive: 6,531stSmartest Citizens: 6,644thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,009thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,065thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,248thHealthiest Citizens: 7,529thHighest Average Incomes: 8,096thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,262ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,304thMost Developed: 9,762ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,828thLargest Populations: 11,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,512thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,568thTop
Safest: 16,847thLargest Governments: 24,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,135th
Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 111th in the regionNicest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 121st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 123rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Creeptopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, families burn King Dev's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, baiting is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, there's a big brother in every prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Creeptopia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 109 » Blogotopia, Tzo, The Soylent Green Party, New Dracora, Colonel Terrosit, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, Seantonia, Kyrizstanislav, Perzische Keizer, Anollasia, Coreras, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Karlando, Dustwind, Chip Skylark, Killettland, Slaytania, Maalemzya, Calachia, Free Land of Rebellium, Ferte, Ghiamonga, Piscina, Airday, Vill Send, Republic of Libriano, Johnne Green, The Republic of Osea, Medetas, Evertopia, Solarampa, Vivolkha, The Unidet Of Life, Kachikawawa, Solsevara, Namakan, Katitania, Zeklandia, Nea Komnenia, Testa, Old Atlantica, Ilfarasia, Seranis, Mastodonia, Maconshinbernititte, Novegia, Liberdon, Conservative Republic Of Huang, Holma, and 59 others.Selu-Ahare, Krystalveil, Tausend Seen, Venmere, Grimmywelsh, Violent Trees, Greater Theowherveld, Yakkandiania, Faradova, Wysrod, Cathamye, Xanthorrhoea, Herfenzir, Nuremburgia, Macrasetia, Girls Who Say Bruh, Nolgonia, Samonaemia, Coldian, Nami Bays, New Aierlund, The Galactic American Imperium, Immortal Anfield, The Democratic State Of Josora, The African Egyptian Nile, Frothensia, Reformed Imperis, Kaprein, Hashari Darussalam, Western New Yakern, Breosia, Houbur, Demeters Children, Markanite, Pogba, Phello, Counties of Cracow, Luzfria, Havesia, Jaegerpondonia, Rog Mily, Puffandria, Attoree, United Wese Godallistedern, Alski, Caribbia, The Solus, Strigberg, Peepostani, Dolorado, Vayshnoriya Islands, Rotzka, Lisokyo, Clialaad, United Kolance, Verbool, Selinoz, Navarimill, and Striagro Uspil.