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Facite Sciencia
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,042ndMost Influential: 7,469th
The Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Telseria

Population827 million

CapitalDiscendi
LeaderThe Scientific Council

CurrencyCode File
Animalchimpanzee

The Federation of Telseria is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by The Scientific Council with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 827 million Telserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discendi. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Telserian economy, worth 102 trillion Code Files a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,070 Code Files, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telseria's national animal is the chimpanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Telseria is ranked 16,691st in the world and 289th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.46 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,042ndMost Influential: 7,469thMost Inclusive: 7,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,679thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,732ndMost Developed: 10,802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,373rdNicest Citizens: 11,430thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,492ndHighest Food Quality: 12,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,953rdMost Pacifist: 12,962ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,441stMost Secular: 13,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,863rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,927thSafest: 14,474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,560thLargest Governments: 16,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,445thHealthiest Citizens: 16,691stMost Income Equality: 17,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,279thMost Cultured: 17,345thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,208th
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Most Income Equality: 68th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionMost Inclusive: 155th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telseria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Pacifist, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, nations that kill a Telserian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Telseria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Telseria, smoking is banned in public areas.

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