Just Keep Paddling
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,717thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,956th
The Pristine Blue Waters of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population993 million

CapitalKettle Falls

AnimalLake Trout

The Pristine Blue Waters of Namakan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 993 million Namakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Namakanian economy, worth 86.5 trillion Greenstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 87,111 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 126,054th in the world and 1,370th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 711.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,717thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,870thNicest Citizens: 6,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,641stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,897thMost Influential: 7,149thMost Inclusive: 7,941stMost Pacifist: 8,192ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,032ndBest Weather: 9,684thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,328thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,304thSmartest Citizens: 12,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,586thHealthiest Citizens: 15,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,740thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,831stMost Cultured: 17,046thMost Income Equality: 17,589thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,599thMost Secular: 17,980thSafest: 18,416th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 150th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionMost Extreme: 163rd in the regionNudest: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Pacifist: 168th in the regionMost Politically Free: 169th in the regionMost Income Equality: 181st in the regionBest Weather: 190th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 204th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 208th in the region

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