The Sparkling Waters of Namakan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.068 billion Namakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth 840 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,774 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, homophobia is off the menu, the nation is known as the cheapskates of 10000 Islands, and the children of Namakan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 1,850^th in the world and 41^st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,385.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.