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Most Influential: 195thLeast Corrupt Governments: 841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,003rd
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Population5.068 billion

CapitalKettle Falls

AnimalLake Trout

The Sparkling Waters of Namakan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.068 billion Namakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth 840 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,774 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, homophobia is off the menu, the nation is known as the cheapskates of 10000 Islands, and the children of Namakan are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 1,850th in the world and 41st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,385.53 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 195thLeast Corrupt Governments: 841stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,003rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,156thBest Weather: 1,174thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,605thMost Pacifist: 1,683rdNicest Citizens: 1,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,850thMost Developed: 1,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,958thMost Inclusive: 1,964thHighest Food Quality: 2,264thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,621stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,859thSmartest Citizens: 3,076thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,364thSafest: 3,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,675thLargest Governments: 3,875thMost Cultured: 4,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,459thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,931stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,846thMost Secular: 8,043rdNudest: 10,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,864thMost Efficient Economies: 12,946thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 15,802ndMost Income Equality: 20,329thHighest Economic Output: 26,262nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 50th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 74th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionTop
Nudest: 86th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionMost Secular: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionMost Politically Free: 126th in the regionMost Income Equality: 127th in the regionMost Extreme: 160th in the region

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