Population | 14.36 billion |
Capital | Emiratia-3 |
Leader | Ernest |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Qi |
Animal | Emiratian Elephant |
The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.36 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 4,758 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 331,384 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, and a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
The African Emirates is ranked 293,338th in the world and 857th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -1640.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate.
- : The African Emirates was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : The African Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Developed.
- : The African Emirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'.
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, the government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, there's never enough space in space.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 72 » Wysrod, Better Indonesia, The Soylent Green Party, Karlando, Free Land of Rebellium, Dustwind, Yakkandiania, Medetas, Evertopia, Creeptopia, Seranis, Namakan, Killettland, Anollasia, Geolapo, Grimmywelsh, Pavaro, Faradova, Cathamye, Herfenzir, Katitania, Macrasetia, Ear Exploder 9000, Alski, Aquachromia, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Puffandria, Greater Theowherveld, Second Peenadian, Jaegerpondonia, DetroitSmash, Samonaemia, Nami Bays, Strigberg, QuazaFire, The Democratic State Of Josora, Gosheon, Javaterra, Wischland, Arr, Coreras, Dreyas, Milanisca, Sillitopia, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Greater Sus, Republic of Libriano, Tausend Seen, Astrobolt, and 22 others.Kyrizstanislav, United States of Island land, The Galactic American Imperium, Fuggettaboutit, Taiqar, Babylon and Ur, Greater Granskiye, Goat Republic, Reborn America, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Ruyna, Zebastani, Hiybkk, Guyana Francese, Clialaad, Austellara, Aurum Port, Creberg, Zeklandia, Striagro Uspil, and New Kowloon Bay.