The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ernest 731 with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.049 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Emiratia. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Emiratian Koobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,990 Emiratian Koobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Emiratian Desert, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 184,313^th in the world and 1,886^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.59 on the Hickory Productivity Index.