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Most Secular: 266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 502nd
The Trans-Universal Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The African Emirates

Population10.383 billion

CapitalEmiratia-3
LeaderErnest
FaithAtheism

CurrencyQi
AnimalEmiratian Elephant

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.383 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 276,217 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 30,031st in the world and 103rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 502ndMost Inclusive: 700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 703rdMost Efficient Economies: 754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785thLargest Governments: 788thMost Influential: 812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 922ndMost Developed: 928thSmartest Citizens: 946thSafest: 951stMost Beautiful Environments: 985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,043rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,090thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,139thHighest Food Quality: 1,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,239thNicest Citizens: 1,253rdBest Weather: 1,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,492ndMost Pacifist: 1,548thHealthiest Citizens: 1,586thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,775thHighest Average Incomes: 2,943rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,111thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,640thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,344thMost Cultured: 4,708thRudest Citizens: 5,479thHighest Economic Output: 6,057thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,518thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,747thMost Patriotic: 19,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,578thMost Income Equality: 24,890thMost Stationary: 25,283rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 122nd in the regionNudest: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : The African Emirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, the horniness of the great-horned Emiratian Elephant is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
  • : Following new legislation in The African Emirates, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.

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