The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.383 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 276,217 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 30,031^st in the world and 103^rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.