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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 390thLargest Mining Sector: 764thLargest Black Market: 850th
The People's Republic of
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Population12.774 billion

LeaderFluffle Puff

AnimalMagical Pony

The People's Republic of Puffandria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fluffle Puff with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.774 billion Puffandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flufferia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puffandrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,674 trillion Smileses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,670 Smileses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puffandria's national animal is the Magical Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ponism.

Puffandria is ranked 239,430th in the world and 1,431st in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 390thLargest Mining Sector: 764thLargest Black Market: 850thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,068thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,504thMost Secular: 1,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,264thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,335thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,670thMost Patriotic: 3,050thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,435thLowest Crime Rates: 3,921stHighest Economic Output: 4,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,023rdMost Influential: 5,283rdNudest: 5,444thMost Authoritarian: 5,526thLargest Governments: 6,847thMost Avoided: 7,133rdMost Conservative: 7,319thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,998thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,509thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,501stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,930thSmartest Citizens: 21,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,610thLargest Populations: 24,972nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 37th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 119th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the region

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