The Republic of Fuggettaboutit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fran Kreynolds with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.009 billion Fuggettis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fuggettaboutitian economy, worth 80.1 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,354 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Fuggettaboutit are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuggettaboutit's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuggettaboutit is ranked 5,855^th in the world and 113^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,289.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.