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Get Poor Fran Kreynolds
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,855th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fuggettaboutit

Population1.009 billion

LeaderFran Kreynolds

CurrencyDong
Animalsheep

The Republic of Fuggettaboutit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fran Kreynolds with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.009 billion Fuggettis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fuggettaboutitian economy, worth 80.1 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 79,354 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Fuggettaboutit are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuggettaboutit's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fuggettaboutit is ranked 5,855th in the world and 113th in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,289.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,692ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,725thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,855thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,864thMost Pacifist: 6,467thMost Influential: 6,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,258thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,966thSafest: 9,030thNicest Citizens: 9,271stMost Inclusive: 11,464thMost Secular: 11,724thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,549thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,750thHighest Food Quality: 16,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,927thBest Weather: 17,179thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,479thHealthiest Citizens: 19,489thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,139thLowest Crime Rates: 21,854thLargest Governments: 23,551stMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,784th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 46th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 133rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, builders across Fuggettaboutit are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Fuggettaboutit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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