The Endorse United Royal Islands of Astrobolt is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Flame with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.541 billion Astros are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactus. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Astro economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Golden Stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,396 Golden Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Chairperson Flame, only the richest get to see out of their windows, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, and the Galactus Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime is totally unknown. Astrobolt's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Astrobolt is ranked 23,694^th in the world and 185^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 152,396.21 Standard Monetary Units.