The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.579 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,882 trillion tinsoldiers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,285 tinsoldiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and protests are illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Seantonia's national animal is the chillicrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 8,348^th in the world and 161^st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,836.95 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.