The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.463 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 2.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,667 trillion tinsoldiers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,979 tinsoldiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime is totally unknown. Seantonia's national animal is the chillicrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 4,484^th in the world and 69^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,771.31 on the Hickory Productivity Index.