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I'm in a glass case of emotion! Alpacapatrol
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Secular: 57thHighest Poor Incomes: 71st
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Old Atlantica

Population15.784 billion

CapitalAlpacaville
LeaderAlpacapatrol
FaithLokorism

CurrencyRainstick
AnimalAlpaca

The Federation of Old Atlantica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alpacapatrol with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.784 billion Atlanticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpacaville. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Atlantican economy, worth a remarkable 8,879 trillion Rainsticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 562,577 Rainsticks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, being Alpacapatrol has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Atlantican lands, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime is totally unknown. Old Atlantica's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lokorism.

Old Atlantica is ranked 143,634th in the world and 859th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13thMost Secular: 57thHighest Poor Incomes: 71stMost Inclusive: 100thMost Influential: 111thLargest Black Market: 134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 218thHighest Food Quality: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345thMost Efficient Economies: 373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 455thMost Cultured: 459thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 471stSmartest Citizens: 642ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 672ndMost Rebellious Youth: 754thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 769thMost Corrupt Governments: 781stLargest Welfare Programs: 801stHighest Economic Output: 806thMost Beautiful Environments: 815thMost Developed: 836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 878thLongest Average Lifespans: 935thLargest Governments: 936thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,851stMost Pacifist: 2,112thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,279thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,604thHealthiest Citizens: 3,017thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,515thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,534thBest Weather: 5,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,621stMost Stationary: 5,687thNicest Citizens: 6,034thLowest Crime Rates: 8,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,659thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,797thMost Income Equality: 25,005th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Atlantican lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, being Alpacapatrol has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Old Atlantica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Old Atlantica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, tourists visit Old Atlantica to mass-moon Atlantican politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Old Atlantica, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Old Atlantica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".

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