The Republic of Brandenbourg-Anhalt is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Willy Kilberg Brandt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 15.076 billion Brandenbourgish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandenbourg Stadt. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Brandenbourgish economy, worth 627 trillion Brandenbourg Shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,621 Brandenbourg Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and President Willy Kilberg Brandt has just been declared ruler of Brandenbourg-Anhalt in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenbourg-Anhalt's national animal is the mute swan and phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brandenbourg-Anhalt is ranked 89,409^th in the world and 581^st in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.