The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.538 billion Maalemzyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 246,736 Rayurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, rumor has it that Prince Ray I has won three lotteries in a row, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 43,260^th in the world and 539^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,095.11 on the Hickory Productivity Index.