The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 10.636 billion Maalemzyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,687 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 252,724 Rayurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, the people's love for Prince Ray I is little more than self-preservation, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 13,770^th in the world and 237^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,130.46 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.