The Athletic Facilities of Chubrubs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pizz with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 35.715 billion Chubrubsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pavilion. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chubrubsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,185 trillion Hours a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,193 Hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and in a fit of passion Pizz has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chubrubs's national animal is the Vedder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sports.

Chubrubs is ranked 3,269^th in the world and 27^th in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 35.7 billion capita.