The Republic of New MooMoo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Moona Lisa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.805 billion New MooMooans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mooscow. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New MooMooan economy, worth 394 trillion Moos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,192 Moos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, the most recent election was a close race between Moona Lisa and Moona Lisa, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New MooMoo's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calfolic.

New MooMoo is ranked 84,807^th in the world and 1,329^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 82,192.39 Standard Monetary Units.