The Republic of Danemarch is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 482 million Danemarchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhavn. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Danemarchian economy, worth 20.3 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 42,014 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danemarch's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Danemarch is ranked 305,823^rd in the world and 4,546^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.