The Republic of The Pantheons is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President John Rhodes with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.51 billion Pantheonsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antares. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantheonsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion Pantheonsian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,574 Pantheonsian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with President John Rhodes, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public. Crime is totally unknown. The Pantheons's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Pantheons is ranked 25,678^th in the world and 920^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.61 law-abiding acts per hour.