The Apparently Irrelevant Person of JayDee II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by JayDee with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 13.385 billion JayDeeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mourta. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The JayDee IIian economy, worth 480 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,887 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment JayDee's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JayDee II's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is JayDee.

JayDee II is ranked 87,395^th in the world and 456^th in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,787.39 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.