The Federation of Greatnessity City is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ice Thunder with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working, devout population of 8.909 billion Greatnessity Cityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greatness Plains. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatnessity Cityian economy, worth 891 trillion Greyshians a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,122 Greyshians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greatnessity City's national animal is the Great Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lightning Fire.

Greatnessity City is ranked 147,709^th in the world and 566^th in Europeia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 721.08 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.