The Unfortunate Case of Sincluda is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Amity Trinity with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.996 billion Sincludans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sincludan economy, worth 343 trillion doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,585 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the cassowary is a protected species, and the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sincluda's national animal is the cassowary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Cursola.

Sincluda is ranked 10,963^rd in the world and 102^nd in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,247.57 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.