The Seaside Republic of Primorye Oblast is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.615 billion Primoryaniki are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Primoryan economy, worth 706 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,849 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primorye Oblast's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Primorye Oblast is ranked 229,991^st in the world and 749^th in Europeia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -20.35 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.