If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough. The Chosen One
Most Influential: 112thRudest Citizens: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 352nd
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Population16.811 billion

LeaderThe Chosen One


The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.811 billion Gooblarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,339 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 377,124 Goobles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military training in Gooblaria emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, Gooblarian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gooblaria is ranked 2,719th in the world and 44th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 164.24 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 112thRudest Citizens: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 352ndFattest Citizens: 393rdLargest Retail Industry: 424thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 432ndMost Corrupt Governments: 504thLargest Insurance Industry: 522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 646thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 815thLargest Mining Sector: 894thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 909thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,085thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,096thMost Avoided: 1,106thHighest Average Incomes: 1,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,666thHighest Economic Output: 1,705thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,059thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,475thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,723rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,403rdLargest Governments: 3,459thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,555thMost Cultured: 3,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,479thMost Stationary: 5,180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,363rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,470thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,424thMost Armed: 7,488thMost Devout: 8,662ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,797thLargest Black Market: 11,047thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,234thTop
Most Patriotic: 13,905thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,244thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,882ndLargest Populations: 17,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,915thHighest Drug Use: 26,420th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the region

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