The Republic of Kizab is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.235 billion Kizabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemkitria. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kizabian economy, worth 111 trillion Kacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 90,278 Kacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The endangered saltwater humpback Trout is only seen in captivity programs, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Kizab, President claims to be the epitome of family values, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kizab's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kizab is ranked 24,314^th in the world and 3^rd in Perdita for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.