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Most Influential: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 366thMost Secular: 432nd
The Red Republic of
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Population18.604 billion

Leaderthe speaking president

Animalfloor rolling dog

The Red Republic of ROFLOLMAO LAND is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the speaking president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.604 billion lolers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commune. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient ROFLOLMAO LANDian economy, worth a remarkable 3,416 trillion lols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,642 lols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. ROFLOLMAO LAND's national animal is the floor rolling dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ROFLOLMAO LAND is ranked 251,673rd in the world and 889th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 366thMost Secular: 432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 451stHighest Food Quality: 608thMost Inclusive: 641stMost Cultured: 765thHealthiest Citizens: 795thNicest Citizens: 868thMost Compassionate Citizens: 870thMost Cheerful Citizens: 963rdSmartest Citizens: 983rdRudest Citizens: 1,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,026thMost Pacifist: 2,046thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,317thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,571stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,918thHighest Crime Rates: 3,147thLargest Retail Industry: 4,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,795thHighest Economic Output: 4,823rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,880thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,223rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,400thHighest Average Incomes: 9,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,129thTop
Largest Populations: 13,876thMost Patriotic: 14,799thBest Weather: 15,458thLargest Governments: 18,070th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 94th in the region

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