The Tsardom of Unogonduria is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Álmosh with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.932 billion Unogondurs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinbalik. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Unogondurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion Unogondurian perpers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 188,096 Unogondurian perpers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Camo-patterned plush comfort blankets are standard issue for commandos, childhood friends of Álmosh are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unogonduria's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Unogonduria is ranked 231,576^th in the world and 5^th in Southwest Atlantic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.