The Sovereign Nation of Cutias is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.232 billion Cutisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,781 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 271,798 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Marcus Nery's reputation is hard as nails, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, faithful allies are always valued, and Marcus Nery's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intelligent design.

Cutias is ranked 224,784^th in the world and 4^th in HUNTERS for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 304.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.