The Republic of Republic Of Bruhlandis is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Maciag with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.538 billion Bruhlandisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascendant. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Republic Of Bruhlandisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,825 trillion Bruhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,814 Bruhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chancellor Maciag can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, raccoons are plump and satiated, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and people are offered free trials to go to trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic Of Bruhlandis's national animal is the Bruhfoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic Of Bruhlandis is ranked 292,846^th in the world and 1,353^rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.41 Obesity Rate.