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The Fattest Citizens in Europeia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europeia is ranked 12,800th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Confederated Districts of TreirAnarchy“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
2.The Stimulated Nation of CaffeinatedCivil Rights Lovefest“Sleep is for the weak”
3.The Inestimably Holy Empire of GooblariaCapitalist Paradise“If it ain't broke, you ain't tryin' hard enough.”
4.The Ⓐnarchy of CatochristofersonCivil Rights Lovefest“Rather die on my feet than live on my knees.”
5.The Sopo Sloth Republic of AmbrellaCapitalizt“Live for Profit, Die for Profit”
6.The Federation of Polling BoothsIron Fist Consumerists“Polls!!!”
7.The Lethadone Clinic of DrecqLeft-Leaning College State“Nihil Sine Justitia”
8.The Rogue Nation of ZabrusCapitalizt“Sword or pen, we conquer all”
9.The Awkward Adages of GeektopiaMoralistic Democracy“Humannknd is in danger we should BRAWL”
10.The Occupied States of NaulingtonCapitalizt“Standen strawng”
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