The Kingdom of The City of Saints is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Elizabetta with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.894 billion Saints have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican City. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saintsian economy, worth 205 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 71,068 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Queen Elizabetta has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, gun ownership is compulsory, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The City of Saints's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The City of Saints is ranked 155,435^th in the world and 679^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 9.87 Obesity Rate.