The Kingdom of Grechori is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jarosław II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.867 billion Grechorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marrice Palace. The average income tax rate is 25.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grechorian economy, worth 221 trillion Atarite Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,711 Atarite Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, builders across Grechori are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grechori's national animal is the Inland Sky Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Grechori is ranked 37,279^th in the world and 269^th in Europeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 66,738.38 Standard Monetary Units.