The Kingdom of -Joelyria- is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Joel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.278 billion Joelyrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joelopolis. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong -Joelyria-ian economy, worth 78.9 trillion Joeleroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,727 Joeleroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The recycled air in planes is nauseating, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Joelyria-'s national animal is the Joelyrian Terrier, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joelyrian Pagan Church.

-Joelyria- is ranked 108,617^th in the world and 522^nd in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 777.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.