The Republic of New of Pushistia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nameless with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.936 billion Pushistians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopolis. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pushistian economy, worth 852 trillion Pushistian dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,758 Pushistian dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the government is plagued with uncertainty, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms. Crime is totally unknown. Pushistia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reincarnism.

Pushistia is ranked 295,474^th in the world and 1,365^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.21 Obesity Rate.