The We Love Uranus and we are of Uranian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Benjamin Mara with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.706 billion Uranians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ɛ ring. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouranian economy, worth 170 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,195 Ices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, the past is set in stone, and the government is rounding up computers and beating them into plowshares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uranian's national animal is the Uranian Floating Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uranian is ranked 180,686^th in the world and 843^rd in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 90.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.