The Morally Grey Corporate State of Hiloooooo is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Corporate AI with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.123 billion Corpos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sever Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion Promotions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,590 Promotions, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, hotels often double as quarantine zones, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Hiloooooo after the ban on emigration was lifted, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiloooooo's national animal is the Chinook, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Hiloooooo is ranked 121,933^rd in the world and 183^rd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 6.12 billion capita.