The 6mg Confederation of Zynland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valko Nuuska with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.109 billion Zyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helzynki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The all-consuming Zynish economy, worth 121 trillion Pouches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 109,857 Pouches, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,727 per year while the poor average 11,477, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Helzynki as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zynland's national animal is the Zynish Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynland is ranked 7,095^th in the world and 54^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 105,353.6 Standard Monetary Units.