The Republic of Druvania is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.648 billion Druvanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Druvanian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Rubbles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,289 Rubbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, Druvanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Druvania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Druvania is ranked 155,601^st in the world and 847^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 55.15 on the Human Development Index.