The Holy Purple of Fazea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Millicent Bystander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.255 billion Fazeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fazean economy, worth 138 trillion Flips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,310 Flips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polls predict that the hot favourites next election cycle are pop idols and cartoon characters, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Fazea after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, it's said that Millicent Bystander can turn every pleasure into a chore, and consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage. Crime is totally unknown. Fazea's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fazea is ranked 10,759^th in the world and 143^rd in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 63.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.