The Stain On The Family Name of Bronchial Forest is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kris Dreemur with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.198 billion Colonists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Base 12. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Colonial economy, worth 81.0 trillion Crown Mints a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,589 Crown Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vaccinations are mandatory, students do more community service than homework, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bronchial Forest's national animal is the Abyssal Copepod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scientology.

Bronchial Forest is ranked 85,717^th in the world and 439^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 65.34 on the Human Development Index.