The Void of Precisely Nothing is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.463 billion Naughts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Precisely Nothingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,616 trillion Bosons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 305,651 Bosons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Minor code style errors dull the house edge, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Precisely Nothingian restaurants, and separate but equal doesn't include commute time. Crime is totally unknown. Precisely Nothing's national animal is the Tardigrade, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Precisely Nothing is ranked 3,023^rd in the world and 27^th in Europeia for Most Developed, scoring 97.2 on the Human Development Index.